Evil Stellator, Mons 3
Inner Beauty, Outer Beauty, Humility.
Putas Old and New, Mexico, Bitchy Princesses, Mons, Dancing, Gum. Oh, and Alcohol.
The Day-After Effects of Alcohol, The Thought of Going to Prison, Anyone Who Thinks I'm Not a Great Dancer.
F*** Hispanic Panic. I will kill her, (if given the chance along with the assurance that I won't go to prison.)
I won a dance contest once, and then judges tried to take away my prize money because I'm not a "U.S. citizen," whatever the hell that means. Don't worry, though. My Putas knifed every single one of them.
And we took the prize money and spent it on tequila.