Height
5'3"
Birthday
February 19th
Other Aliases
Evil Stellator, Mons 3
Distinguishing Characteristics
Inner Beauty, Outer Beauty, Humility.
Likes
Putas Old and New, Mexico, Bitchy Princesses, Mons, Dancing, Gum. Oh, and Alcohol.
Dislikes
The Day-After Effects of Alcohol, The Thought of Going to Prison, Anyone Who Thinks I'm Not a Great Dancer.
Injuries Sustained
Bruised Ego
Penalties/Feuds/Bad Behavior
F*** Hispanic Panic. I will kill her, (if given the chance along with the assurance that I won't go to prison.)
Awards/Good Behavior
I won a dance contest once, and then judges tried to take away my prize money because I'm not a "U.S. citizen," whatever the hell that means. Don't worry, though. My Putas knifed every single one of them.
And we took the prize money and spent it on tequila.
And we took the prize money and spent it on tequila.