Height
5'3"
Birthday
February 15, 1984
Other Aliases
Mons 1, Crack Baby, Cryberry
Distinguishing Characteristics
Extremely Attractive, Perfect Smile, Humility, No Pants, Rock Hard Fun Buns (aka football helmet booty), Tear Tattoo, Real Tears, Horrible Kisser, Sans Pantalones, Mucho Intimidating To The Max (I'm actually one of the main reasons Cherry Chainsaw retired), Skivvies, Adult Acne, Unders, Mullet
Likes
Humor, 5 Hour Energy, Gay Marriage, Boys with Rattails, Rocky Casbah, Crotch Punching, Human Equality, Cream Corn, My Wife Lynnie Bruise, Panda Heads, Gold Boots
Dislikes
Boys with Rattails, Geico Commercials, Eggs (I don't want eggs), L.L. Bean Catalogs
Injuries Sustained
Perma-Scar from Rocky Casbah
Penalties/Feuds/Bad Behavior
Removed from a bout for drinking too much 5 Hour Energy
Awards/Good Behavior
Who Bit Chola Award 2008, Team Spirit 2009 & 2010, J-Lo Booty 2010
Bio
Being the baby sister of the infamous Chola has not been easy for this young Puta. Growing up in the shadow of this boozin' and brawlin' hellion, Crybaby only had two roads to take: rebel worse than her big sis or become a huge tattle-tale. It's obvious which road she chose. Continuously ratting out Chola got Crybaby not only a lot of ass-kickings, but it also got her her name. "¡Deja de ser una pinche lloróna, y defiendete!" (Quit being a fucking crybaby, and fight back!) Chola would yell when confronting her cowering and crying sister.
Crybaby finally took her sister's advice (for the first time) and a shot of tequila (for the first time), and fought to become a part of the Putas del Fuego. She hid behind her big sister for her first year as a Puta, in an obvious crybaby style. But now that she's alone, Crybaby knows she must honor her sister's reputation. So the tear she wears is not only a constant reminder to fight for her team, but in remembrance of her big sister Chola, the heart of las Putas.