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  • Holy Hell, the Playoff’s are here!

    By TXRD Newsroom • September 25, 2014

    We’ve said it all year, but THIS is a bout NOT to neglect. It’s the playoffs, baby and with TXRD is the only place to be! Join us, Sept 27th at 7pm at the Palmer Events Center, for what will prove to be one of the baddest brawls of the year.   The Holy Rollers…

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  • Holy Cat Fight

    By TXRD Newsroom • August 19, 2014

    Pink vs. Plaid – if you don’t show we’re gonna be sad.   Two lap duels and tug-o-war, I wonder who’s gonna score….   It’s gonna be a smash – so come have a blast.   We never won any poem writing contests, but we’ve got plenty of other challenges to put the girls through!…

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  • Cheer for the “Bad Girls” — Pray for the “Good Girls”

    By TXRD Newsroom • July 10, 2014

    What’s better to sink your teeth into than a delightful evening of glistening bodies, red hot hits, and enough adrenaline to jump-start a church bus?! It’s Texas Roller Derby on the banked track and it’s gonna bring you to your knees … one way or another.   Will Lyka Boss, of las Putas del Fuego,…

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  • Yep You Heard Me

    By TXRD Newsroom • June 19, 2014

    Ladies and Gentlemen, TXRD would like to toss a word – yes, just one word your way: FREE. Do not adjust your screens, please don’t shake your devices (they’re delicate) – you saw this correctly – F. R. E. E. We are giving away a FREE 2015 season pass!!!   What do our fabulous fans…

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  • Holy Cow Bells

    By TXRD Newsroom • April 1, 2014

    TXRD’s pullin’ up all the stakes and writin’ a whole new hymn. This Saturday’s gonna be such a hootin’ good time, you’ll be prayin’ you don’t miss out! It’s America’s sweethearts vs. the Big Man’s do-gooders. The Rhinestones bathed the horses, and the Holy Rollers sanded their rulers (it makes it sting so good!).  …

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