Las Putas on to the Championships!
Holy Hell that’s how a Texas Roller Derby banked track playoff bout is played!! We tried to warn you, we tried to sell you a discounted ticket. If you weren’t there Saturday, you absolutely missed out!
Holy Roller Captain & Co-Captain Candy Slam and Anita Confess were divinely inspired writing the lineups for this bout. With hard-hitting blockers like Rozy B. Hind and Dyers Eve and lightning-fast jammers Mini Massacre and Prissy Galore they were ready to put out the Putas’ Fuego with a big wave of holy water. Las Putas stoked their flames with white-hot blockers Juicy Cooter and Bentley Screws and the practically unstoppable Wild Carnage jamming her heart out. In the end the Fuego was too much for the Holy Rollers – with a final score of 62-38 Las Putas decidedly earned their spot in this year’s Calvello Cup Championship!
Wild Carnage brought 11 points in one jam, Rozy B. Hind got ejected for fighting Penalty Ref Hatchet Ma and fans got to see almost all of our penalties including: pillow fights, arm wrestling, tug-o-war, two lap duel and more!
Las Putas have not been to a championship since 2007 and now will be going up against the Rhinestone Cowgirls! Be sure to purchase your tickets soon, they will not last long. TXRD fans, you have one month to prepare for the Calvello Cup.TXRD fans, you have one month to prepare your boutfit for the Calvello Cup. Whether you are part of the Rhinestone Cowgirls’ herd or a citizen of PutaNation, the Palmer Event Center on Saturday, Oct 25th, is the ONLY place to be! Texas Roller Derby, The Most Entertaining Sport in the World!
TXRD — The Most Entertaining Sport in the World!
Photo credit: Ben Williams