Lilly the Kid “Blockstars” Roller Rookie & Hired Gun I started playing flat track roller derby in 2018 with a local team in my small hometown after I watched a TV show that had a roller derby episode and decided to do a quick little google search to see if roller derby was actually real….
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Texas Roller Derby is feeling a lil bi-polar for our bout this week! We have our lighters packed for Saturday, but it’s all up in the air: are we lighting the fuse on Las Putas del Fuego’s destruction, or burning those Cherry Bombs to a crisp?? Who you rootin’ for? Be with us, Saturday,…
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TXRD’s getting astrological! Our Hired Gun$ are hosting the next Open Skate and the Gun$ are going innocent – Virgo style! Come join the newbies for a “virgin party”! There will be punch and cookies, hopscotch and red rover– bring your skates and come hang out with the “young’uns”! It’s also a great time…
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Got plans for the weekend? TXRD says you do – join us Friday, 8-29 for the Cherry Bomb’s Teenage Mutant Nnija Turtle Open Skate (Missing this will leave you “green” with envy) and Sunday, 8-31, for Wreck League’s Orange is the New Derby Scrimmage! Those fun-loving Cherry Bombs are bringing the Turtle Power and pizza,…
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Pink vs. Plaid – if you don’t show we’re gonna be sad. Two lap duels and tug-o-war, I wonder who’s gonna score…. It’s gonna be a smash – so come have a blast. We never won any poem writing contests, but we’ve got plenty of other challenges to put the girls through!…
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Invitation #1: It’s Madonna’s birthday and las Putas del Fuego are going to CELEBRATE this Friday, Aug 15th at TXRD’s Open Skate. Bring your skates, $5 and your best Vogue outfit. There will be cupcakes, cone-bra races and of course, plenty of Madonna tunes to fill the air. It’s a birthday bash like no other – so don’t be…
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Bet you thought we forgot, didn’t you? No forgetting, us derby girls just needed all our fingers and toes to count! Now that it’s done we are happy to announce: Our Annual 4th of July Pudding Wrestling for Safe Place raised $1532.20!! Thank you to everyone who came out and donated, we couldn’t have done it…
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