Twelve days of derby
On the first day of Christmas, my derby wife gave to me:
12 teammates glistening
11 leads a-changing
10 bruises beaming
9 fans a-screaming
8 skaters blocking
7 minor penalties
6 broken toe stops
5 blind refs
4 pretty panties
3 false starts
2 jammers jamming
And some track rash on my left knee
