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HR-HC Bout & Valentine’s Day!

Looking for a great Valentine’s Day present for that special someone? Forget about flowers and chocolate — that’s so 2015! This year, give them the gift of adrenaline, courtesy of the toughest and sexiest athletes this side of Cupid’s cloud!   A roller derby bout is a perfect setting for a hot date, and at…

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TXRD 2016 Tryouts

Did our explosive season opener ignite a fire in your blood to play banked-track roller derby? We don’t blame you. It was pretty amazing, and if seeing our greats in action has inspired you to strap on a pair of skates and join the fray, you’re in luck. Texas Roller Derby is looking for fresh…

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Texas Roller Derby 2016 Season Opener: All Scar Army vs. Austin All Stars

Strap on your helmets and brace for impact, because Texas Roller Derby is back!   The 2016 season marks the fifteenth anniversary of Austin’s original banked-track roller derby league, and our opening bout pits two mighty mash-up teams against each other: the All Scar Army, composed of the very best of TXRD’s current roster, and…

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Boys will be boys

Everyone likes a deal, and TXRD’s bringing our fans the best possible one yet!   Who doesn’t like a derby deal? … Anyone? That’s what we thought! So here it is: TXRD’s bringing you our famous All Star Army game, all beefed up and a tad different this year. With retired derby girls, lost-to-flat-track girls,…

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It’s a Texas Roller Derby Homecoming! Join us at our season kickoff party!

It’s time to kick off Texas Roller Derby’s season! This year we are celebrating our 15th season and we’re starting it off right!   The TXRD Kick Off Party will be Saturday, January 16th, 7 PM at The 04 Lounge!   The first bout of the season is going to be a little different this…

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Twelve days of derby

On the first day of Christmas, my derby wife gave to me:   12 teammates glistening 11 leads a-changing 10 bruises beaming 9 fans a-screaming 8 skaters blocking 7 minor penalties 6 broken toe stops 5 blind refs 4 pretty panties 3 false starts 2 jammers jamming And some track rash on my left knee…

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