Grandma Got Run Over By a Derby Deer
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Skating home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for TXRD, we believe.
Skating home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for TXRD, we believe.
She’d been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to roll.
But she forgot her mouthguard,
And staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had wheel-tracks on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
And we begged her not to roll.
But she forgot her mouthguard,
And staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had wheel-tracks on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Now we’re all so proud of grandpa,
He’s been taking this so well.
See him in there watching footage,
Drinking beer and Reminiscing with Cousin Mel.
He’s been taking this so well.
See him in there watching footage,
Drinking beer and Reminiscing with Cousin Mel.
It’s not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family’s dressed in black
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Should we tell her teammates,
Or let them hear it on the news?
Tell them quick!!
All the family’s dressed in black
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Should we tell her teammates,
Or let them hear it on the news?
Tell them quick!!
