Lilly the Kid “Blockstars” Roller Rookie & Hired Gun I started playing flat track roller derby in 2018 with a local team in my small hometown after I watched a TV show that had a roller derby episode and decided to do a quick little google search to see if roller derby was actually real….
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Future rollergirls! Are you interested in trying out for Texas Roller Derby but don’t have experience with our beast of a banked track? Join us from 7-9 pm on January 21st for a One Night Stand at the Thunderdome on 211 E Alpine Dr! Skaters of all skill sets are welcome to take the…
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Everyone likes a deal, and TXRD’s bringing our fans the best possible one yet! Who doesn’t like a derby deal? … Anyone? That’s what we thought! So here it is: TXRD’s bringing you our famous All Star Army game, all beefed up and a tad different this year. With retired derby girls, lost-to-flat-track girls,…
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It’s time to kick off Texas Roller Derby’s season! This year we are celebrating our 15th season and we’re starting it off right! The TXRD Kick Off Party will be Saturday, January 16th, 7 PM at The 04 Lounge! The first bout of the season is going to be a little different this…
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Hey, do you know someone who’s been extra naughty this year? We hope so, because TXRD’s got the perfect holiday gift for that special badass in your life, whether they’re a derby virgin or someone who spent the entire 2016 parked in Spank Alley, talking trash and yelling at the refs. We have…
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On the first day of Christmas, my derby wife gave to me: 12 teammates glistening 11 leads a-changing 10 bruises beaming 9 fans a-screaming 8 skaters blocking 7 minor penalties 6 broken toe stops 5 blind refs 4 pretty panties 3 false starts 2 jammers jamming And some track rash on my left knee…
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What does Amortentia smell like to you? To us, it’s the sweat of our teammates as we crowd into the pack box, the dusty scent of the Stinger under our wheels, the stench of gear that hasn’t been washed in months (we all know that skater. Some of us ARE that skater!), and above…
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