Rhinestone Cowgirls vs Putas del Fuego 7/13
Does the Old Town Road lead to the Calvello Cup playoffs, or to heartbreak and defeat? We’ll be one step closer to finding out after this Saturday’s bout as the Rhinestone Cowgirls return to the track to take on last season’s champions and fan favorites, Las Putas del Fuego. Buckle up, cowpokes, because these two titans are reigniting an old rivalry and bringing enough heat to sizzle the fringe right off your assless chaps!
Both teams enter the track missing a notable PBJ skater from their roster due to injured leave–Trouble for las Putas and Jose Queervo for the Rhinestones, respectively–and have enlisted the help of some eager Hired Gun$ to fill in! Skating in flames are BreE Coli, who made her debut with the Rollers last month’s HolyHell bout, and newcomers Death Tolle, Helen Highwater, and Rails from the Crypt. Returning to the track in Rhinestone red are jammer-blocker hybrids Canna-bish, Toni Montana, and Colonel Slamders.
With the Rhineys looking to heal last season’s bruised egos and the Putas determined to maintain supremacy, you won’t see either team holding back. Catch the brawl at the Palmer Events Center and bring the whole family–kids 12 and under get in free! Doors at 6, first whistle at 7. You can grab your tickets at a discount ahead of time at universe.com/txrd with your favorite skater’s promo code before midnight on Friday, or for $20 at the door. Don’t stand too close to the track, or you might get burned!